Japanese sex.

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumiyakoo!"
Wife, on her knees, literally begging: "MimiNakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Timkouji!"

I can’t believe you just sat there trying to read this!
You don’t know any Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex....
Sometimes I worry about you lot. You're in need of serious help!

Thanks Ralph