Little League Training Session

 

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?"

 

"Yes, coach", replied the little boy.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

 

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

 

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head, dickhead or asshole. Do you understand all that?"

Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.

 

The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach a dumb ass or shithead is it?"

"No, coach."

 

"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother!"

Thanks Randy