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Monday, December 23, 2013

Precise Mathematics

This  comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total  of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable  mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out  Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical  viewpoint. It goes like  this:
 

What  Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE  than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people  who say they are giving more than 100%? We have  all been to those meetings where someone wants you  to give over 100%.
How about achieving  103%?
But what makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that  might help you answer these questions:

 
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W  X Y Z
are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8  9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25  26.

 
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11  = 98% 

 
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5  = 96%

 
But  , 
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5  = 100%

 
And,  
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20  = 103%

 
AND,  look how far ass kissing will take you.  
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G  
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  =118%  

 
So,  one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that  while Hard work and Knowledge will get you  close, and Attitude  will  get you there, its  the  Bullshit  and Ass  Kissing  that will put you over the  top.  
Thanks Richard

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