Harper's Chauffeur

Harper's Chauffeur

 

 

 

Steven Harper was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo. Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.   Harper says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check the donkey ... you were driving.'               The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.               'You were driving; says Harper, go and tell the farmer what happened.                 Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a               big grin on his face.                 'My god, what happened to you?' asks Harper.                 The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey,               the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'                 'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Harper.                 'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them,                 'I'm Steven Harper's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass. Thanks Richard..... and what would a day be like with out a shot at the reprehensible party.