Chicago Cop

GOTTA LOVE CHICAGO 


Two men were driving through Chicago when they got pulled over by a cop. The cop 
walks up and taps his nightstick on the window. The driver 

rolls down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him in the head with his 
nightstick. 

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. 

"You're in Chicago, son," the cop answered. "When we pull you over in 
Chicago, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here." 

The cop runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy 
his license back. The cop then walks around to the passenger side and 
taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the 
cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. 

"What the hell did you do that for?" the passenger demands. 

"Just making your wish come true," replied the cop 
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. 

"Because I know your type," the cop says, "two miles down the road 
you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried 
that shit with me!' "


Thanks Richard