You can't make this stuff up!
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized
recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even
left his Rolex watch.
What they did take, however, was a "generic white cardboard box filled
with a grayish-white powder." (That's the way the police report described
it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, that "it looked
similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the
big time."
Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the
burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She
died three years ago."
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known
as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was
there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.
Taped to the box was this note which said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus
blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard
feelings. Have a nice day."
And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts !
Thanks Kui
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