When you have a ' I hate my job day'

Try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy and go right to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you buy this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so that you will not be disturbed.
Change into vey comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a surface so that it won't become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement that reads:  Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized"

Now.....close your eyes and repeat out loud as many times as you can, " I am so glad that I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson"

 

Remember. There is always someone else with a job that is more of a pain in the butt than yours !!

Thanks Joe Y