joke with a moral

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with queenly

large breasts.
 Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. 
He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should

he try to touch them, but he had to try.
   One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,

Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.  Horatio thought

about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than

satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to

arrange it.  
Without pause, Nick readily agreed to the scheme.  The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and

poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew

intense.  Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to

address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen

that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure

this type of itch, and that tests had shown that, among all of

the citizens of the kingdom, only the saliva of Nick would work

as the antidote to cure the itch.  
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to

their  chambers..  Horatio then slipped Nick the  antidote for

the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the

next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's

large and magnificent breasts. 
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left

satisfied and was hailed by both the King and Queen as a hero.  
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding

his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied,

Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never

report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.   
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching

powder into the King's underwear.

The King immediately summoned Nick . . .
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  The moral of the story - Pay your f#@&in' bills.  

Thanks Richard