Why Marry?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.__________ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
”Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
”Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
__________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
”Husband Wanted”.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
”You can have mine.”__________

When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
__________

A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
__________A little boy asked his father,
”Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
Father replied, “I don't know son, I'm still paying.”__________

A young son asked,
”Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?”
Dad replied, “That happens in every country, son.”
__________

Then there was a man who said,
”I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.”
__________

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
__________

If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say –

talk in your sleep. __________Just think, if it weren't for marriage,

men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
__________

First guy says, “My wife's an angel!”
Second guy remarks, “You're lucky, mine's still alive.”
__________

A Woman's Prayer

“Dear Lord,

I pray for wisdom to understand a man; to love and to forgive him; and for patience, for his moods.

If I pray for strength I'll just beat him to death!!”

 

Thanks Ellen