One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a Doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies
"There's a diagnostic Computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample
and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.
It takes 10 seconds and costs 10 dollars - A lot cheaper than a Doctor."
So, Joe deposits urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco.
He deposits 10 dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine
sample...He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping at Costco."
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
from
his wife and daughter and sperm sample from himself for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the results. He deposits 10
dollars, pours in his concoction and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your Tap water is too hard. Get a water Softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your Dog has Ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a Cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. they aren't yours.. Get a
lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better
Thank you for shopping at Costco!!!
Thanks Richard
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