Top Ten Suggested Titles For Stephen Harper's Autobiography

 10. "Jackass 4"

9. "The Lyin' King"...

8. "The Anal Chronicles - Life From My Point Of View"

7. "Stop, Or My Storm Troopers Will Shoot"

6. "Dial M For Moron"

5. "The Toil For Oil - Traitorism 101"

4. "Leave Them Grieving Stephen"

3. "White Men Can't Govern"

2. "The Nightmare Before Duffy"

1. "Raging Bull***t"