HARRY THE EAGLE

 One day,  Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his  darling of 10 glorious years.

After a while  when she didn't return he went looking and found  her. She had been shot dead!

Harry was  devastated, but after about six minutes of  mourning he decided that he must get himself  another mate.  Since there weren't any lady  eagles available he'd have to cross the feather  barrier.

So he flew  off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and  brought her back to the nest.

The sex was  good but all the dove would say is .......... 'I  am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to  love!'

Well this so  got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of  the nest and flew off once more to find a  mate..

He soon found  a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest.  Again the sex was good but all the loon would say  is........

'I am a LOON,  I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!' So  out with the loon.

Once more he  flew off to find a mate. This time he found a  gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the  nest. This time the sex was great, but all the  duck would say  was.....






NO, The duck  didn't say  THAT!


 ... Don't be SO dithguthting!



The duck  said....


'I am  a DRAKE,
You made  a MITHTAKE!!
Thanks Heidi