Life is Good

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager). 

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don’t have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
I don’t have acne.
Life is great. I have more friends I should send this to, but right now

I can't remember their names.

Thanks Harry