CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having

coffee in St. Peter's Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest. When he walks into a room,

everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people

call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone

bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people

call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,

the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter, 

SLIM, Tall,
38D BREASTS, 24" WAIST and, 36" HIPS..

 

 

When she walks into a room, people say,
        "Jesus Christ”.

   

Thanks Ivan