*Yellow 24*

 *A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.*


*The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you
have Yellow 24, a really nasty  virus.*


*It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually
only have 24 hours to live.*


*There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious
moments on earth.'  So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.*


*Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's
never been there with her before.*


*They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and
wins $35.*

 *Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320.  Then he gets the
full house and wins $5000.*


*Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting $780,000.*

*The bingo caller gets  him up on stage and says,  'Son,  I've been here 20
years and I've never seen  anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house
and the national game on the same card.  You must be the luckiest bastard
on Earth!'*


*'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky?  I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24'.*


*'F#*k  me,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the meat raffle as well!!!*

Thanks Heidi