ANY OF YOU LIVING IN A COUNTRY NOT COVERING THIS TRIAL IN SOUTH AFRICA
WON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THESE JOKES ARE ABOUT !!! He is known as the
'Blade-Runner'
Well it didn't take long so here they are all in one convenient place
*Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that
on Valentine's Day he had to take her out.
If he gets off this charge it will be the closest shave anyone
has had with only 2 blades.
His lawyer's got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it
looks like Pistorius hasn't got a leg to stand on.
Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary
diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time
of the incident.
Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say
he's a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting..
... Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when,
for his Valentine's Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of
socks.
New Valentine's Day card: "Roses are red, violets are glorious.
Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius."
Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that
completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder...Footprints!
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the
silence of the limbs.
If found guilty he's gonna have to take it on the shin.
And finally,*
*
Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!*
Thanks Heidi
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