Poem of the Free GPS

This is funnier than.......... hahahahaha - it's even funnier when
you've been there and done that to some degree :-).


I have a little GPS

I've had it mosth my life

It’s better than the normal ones

My GPS, is my wife



It gives me full instructions

Especially on how to drive

"Its 60 km an hour", it says

"You're doing sixty five".



It tells me when to stop and start

And when to use the brakes

And tells me that it's never ever

Safe to overtake



It tells me when a light is red

And when it goes to green

It seems to know instinctively

Just when to intervene



It lists the vehicles just in front

And all those to the rear

And taking this into account

It specifies my gear.



I'm sure no other driver

Has so helpful a device

For when we leave and lock the car

It still gives its advice



It fills me up with counselling

Each journey's pretty fraught

So why don't I exchange it

And get a quieter sort?



Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,

Makes sure I'm properly fed,

It washes all my shirts and things

And - keeps me warm in bed!



Despite all these advantages

And my tendency to scoff,

I do wish that once in a while

I could turn the damned thing off.