STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

I would have given him 100% for his wit!!! 

Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle 

 

Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page 

 

Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid

 

Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage 

 

Q5.. What is the main reason for failure? * exams 

 

Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner 

 

Q7.. What looks like half an apple? * The other half 

 

Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * Wet

 

Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? * No problem, he sleeps at night. 

 

Q10.. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? *   You will never find an elephant that has one hand. 

 

Q11.. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges  in other hand, what would you have? * Very large hands 

Q12.. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? *

        No time at all, the wall is already built. 

 

Q13.. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

 

Thanks Norman