SEX IN YOUR 70's

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> Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their
> seventies when they got married. They had to wait until Mildred's
> mother to pass away first.
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> Back in those days there was no hanky-panky before marriage so
> Chester and Mildred were both still virgins.
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> Needless to say, Chester was pretty excited on their wedding night,
> having waited so patiently all these years.
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> However, Mildred was very apprehensive as she had developed a heart
> condition and would have to tell Chester that they could not "do it."
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> Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Mildred to hurry up. He
> detects a little reluctance on her part.
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> Thinking that she is shy he sends her off to the bathroom to get
> undressed. When she reappears in her satin nightie, he gets her to
> sit next to him on the bed.
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> Not knowing how to get things started, he pulls the first strap on
> her nightie. She blushes just as red as the nightie. She is really
> concerned about telling Chester about her heart condition.
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> In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast he has seen
> up close since his own mother's. It is hanging there down to her
> belly button, gravity having taken its toll over some sixty years.
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> He realizes her anxiety but figures she is going to have to be
> helped a little more, so he pulls the second strap and sees the
> second breast unroll downward before him. Poor Mildred is now beside
> herself. She is going to have to tell Chester about her heart.
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> With a quivering voice and mustering up all her courage, she says, "
> Chester, I have acute angina."
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> Chester says, "I hope so, 'cause you've sure got some ugly tits."

Thanks Norman