Blond Joke

 

 

 

  A PLANE IS  ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY  CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION  AND SITS DOWN.

 

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT  WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER  TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID  FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN  THE BACK.

 

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M  BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
GOING TO TORONTO AND  I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

 

THE FLIGHT  ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE  PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE  BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN  ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER  SEAT.

 

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE  BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY  PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN  TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M  BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING  RIGHT HERE."

 

THE CO-PILOT  TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE  POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS  BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO  REASON.

THE PILOT  SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE  THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A  BLONDE. I SPEAK  BLONDE."
HE  GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,  AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND  GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN  ECONOMY.

 

THE FLIGHT  ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM  WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY  FUSS.

 

"I  TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

 

Thanks Sylvia