I'd like a quickie .... please

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are 

gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress with long red hair and wearing
a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came to his table and asked if
he was ready to order. "What would you like, sir?"

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then
answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would  you
like, sir?"

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie,
please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the
face with a resounding SMACK! and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think it's
pronounced 'quiche'."


Thanks Margaret