The Sunday Paper

An irate customer called the newspaper shop and loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" she demanded.
   "Madam" the shop keeper replied politely, "Today is Saturday.  The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter.........."Well, bugger me, that explains why no one was at church either".

Thanks Ellen