Potatoes

Potatoes!!!

Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had   eyes for

each other, And finally they got married   and had a little sweet  Potato, who they   Called   'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best  for Yam.

When it was time, they told her  about the facts

of life. They warned her about going   Out and getting   Half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally   mashed, and Get a bad name for herself like 'Hot  Potato,' and End up with a bunch of tater   tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would   get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't   stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise  so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to   Europe,  Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam   To watch out For the hard-boiled guys from   Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries.   And

When she went out West, to   
Watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get   
scalloped...Yam said she would stay on the  

straight and   Narrow and wouldn't associate   
with Those high class Yukon Golds, or  

the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on   all the trucks that say,   
'Frito Lay.'

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to  Idaho P.U. (that's   Potato University ) so that when she graduated   she'd really be in the chips.

But in spite of all they did for  Her, one-day Yam came home  And announced she was   
Going to   marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!   Mr And Mrs.  Potato were very upset.They told Yam she couldn't  

Possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just.......   
Are you ready for   this?

Are you sure?   

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OK!

Here it is!   

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A COMMONTATER   

Thanks Randy (posted in memory of Randy who sent me many, many e-mail jokes)