SNOWMAN STORY

8:00 am I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest
saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have
been two snow men instead.

8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow
person with detachable parts.

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as
veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow
woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference
between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a
sexist.

9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we
live today.

 Thanks Randy