Enjoy Life - It Has An Expiration Date

R.C.M.P.
A Mountie pulled a car over on the Trans Canada about 2 miles West of
Winnipeg.

When the Mountie asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered
that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Brandon to do
a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

The Mountie told the driver he was just fascinated by juggling, and if the
driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a
speeding ticket. The driver told the Mountie that he had sent all of his
equipment on  ahead and didn't have anything to  juggle.


The Mountie told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car
and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler stated that he could, so the Mountie got three flares, lit them
and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol
car.

A drunk, good old boy, driving through from Alberta got out and watched the
performance briefly.

He then went over to the patrol car, pulled opened the rear door and then
got in.

The Mountie observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened
the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk then replied to the Mountie  ...
      
You  might as well take me to jail ... "Cause there's no fricking` way I can
pass that test"


Thanks Kui