Effing Taxes

At first I thought this was  funny....Then I realised the awful truth of  it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! 


Tax his land,
Tax  his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway! 

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat, 
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat. 

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think. 

Tax his car,
Tax his gas, 
Find other ways
To tax his ass. 

Tax all he has
Then let him  know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then  tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax. 

Accounts Receivable Tax 
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax 
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax 
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax 
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax  (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax 
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax 
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Inheritance Tax 
Interest Tax

Heating Tax

Lighting Tax

Cooking Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes 
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax 
Mortgage Tax and his pension
Personal Income Tax 
Property Tax
Poverty Tax 
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax 
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales  Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax & Tax what he buys and what he sells
Telephone Tax
Vehicle License  Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS  FUNNY?
 Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world...

We had  absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,

a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. 

What in the Hell happened?

Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? 

Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....

And we all know what we think of Bankers.

Thanks Joe