WHY I'M DEPRESSED!! Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of
Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced)
Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel,
this is the Promised Land." Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your
asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so
depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars,
lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called a Suicide
Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in
Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could
drive a truck...... Folks, we're screwed!
Thanks Kerry
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