Two Doctors

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in  spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr.  Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". 

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and  Hemorrhoids".  This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.

"Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.    

Next, they  tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance,  "Nuts and Butts" - no way,  "Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good, "Loons and Moons" - forget  it.    

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:  "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends".

Everyone loved  it.

Thanks Randy