Copper U R gonna luv this 1!]

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150
years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, an American
archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story
published in the New York Times:

"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have
concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network 50 years earlier than the British".

One week later, Canadian Dept. of Mines and Resources in Newfoundland
reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in NFL Canada,
Jack Lucknow, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found
absolutely fuck all. Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago,
Canada had already gone wireless."

Just makes you bloody proud to be Canadian, doesn't it!

Thanks Norman