The New Baby ...
An Newfie was drinking in a bar in Fort MacMurray when he gets a call on his cell
phone.
He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just
produced a typical Newfoundland baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man
just shrugs and says, "That's about average down our way, folks. Like I said - my boy's a typical Newfoundland baby boy!"
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Newfie baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks ... so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds".
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."
The father takes a slow swig of his Molson beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says ...
phone.
He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just
produced a typical Newfoundland baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man
just shrugs and says, "That's about average down our way, folks. Like I said - my boy's a typical Newfoundland baby boy!"
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Newfie baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks ... so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds".
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."
The father takes a slow swig of his Molson beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says ...
"Had him circumcised."
God Bless The Newfies!!!
God Bless The Newfies!!!
Thanks Norman M
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