One Vacancy in Heaven

Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to  Heaven.

The  angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven  today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”

The  angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she should go to  Heaven.  Stormy took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.”

The  angel thanked Stormy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same  question.

The  Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without  saying a word.

The  Angel immediately said: "Okay, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.”

Stormy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of  God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a  commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to  me?”

 "Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush  beats a pair, no  matter how big they  are."

Thanks Norman