Marijuana Filled Firewood in Newfoundland

'Hello, is this the Police Office?'

Yes.. What can I do for you?'

I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbour Jack

Murphy...He's hidin' marijuana

inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets

it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve St Johns Police

officers descend on Jack's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but

find no marijuana. They sneer at Jack and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.

'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Newfies, we know how to get'er done, eh)

Thanks Ivan