Medicare Plan G

Plan G - Nursing Home Plan

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of
yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care
available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for “Medicare Plan G”.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You
are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be
sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three
meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air
conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need.
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing
aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all
covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often
as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same
government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a
nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you
are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay
any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior
financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week.

Thanks Ivan