Perplexing Tax Return.....Griz

I just received my tax return for 2013 back from the Revenue Canada. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the line : "List all dependents"
I replied: 2 million Native Indians; 1 million crack heads;
7..3 million unemployed people , 100,000 people in prisons;
Half of Haiti ; and 105 persons in the Senate and 308 Members of Parliament.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF,
WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

Thanks Ivan