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Monday, October 14, 2013

A Texan in Newfoundland.


 

A Texan walks into a pub in Newfoundland and clears his voice to the crowd of
 drinkers. He says, “I hear you Newfies are a bunch of hard drinkers. 
I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can 
drink 10 pints of Molsons back-to-back.”

The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan’s offer. 
One man even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps 
the Texan on the shoulder. “Is your bet still good?” asks the Newfie.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Molsons.
Immediately the Newfie  tears into all 10 of the pints, drinking 
them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. 
The Texan gives the Newfie the $500 and says,
 “If ya don’t mind me asking’, where did you go for that 30 minutes 
you were gone?”

The Newfie replies, “Oh… I had to go to the pub down
 the street to see if I could do it first.”

Thanks Murray P.

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