Saskatchewan Love Story

 

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to
marry her right away.

She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other
as we go along."

So she consented, and they were married, and went on a
honeymoon to a very nice resort.

One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off
his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck
gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was
followed by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again
straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more
demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see,
I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps.
She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the
pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end. She
did laps in freestyle, breast-stroke, even butterfly!

After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she
climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing heavy.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance swimmer?"

No, she said, "I was a hooker in Saskatoon and I worked
both sides of the river."

 

Thanks Shirley