Drug Store

A man walks into a drug store with his 13-year old

son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are

these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,

son....Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy

pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are

there 3 in this package?" The Dad replies, "Those are for high school

boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says

the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for

college boys." The dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO

for Sunday." WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking

up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for

January, one for February, one for March........

Thanks Randy