She's single, she lives right across the street,
I can see her house from my family room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it,
She looks at me, and says, “I just got home, and I am so horny”!
“I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long”,
“Are you busy tonight”?
I immediately replied,
“Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all”!
Then she said,
“Good! In that case, could you watch my dog”!
MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD
Thanks Richard
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