Little Johnny

Little Johnny

It was the last day before Christmas break and the 6th grade teacher doesn’t know what to do with the class on the last day. It’s about one hour to the final bell.

She comes up with a little game for the 6th graders. She’ll state a well know comment from a famous person and the first to name the famous person gets to go home early. Little Johnny is all excited. He knows that he’s the smartest person in the class and he’ll get the first answer and go home early.

So, the teacher says, class tell me who said “Four scores and seven years ago…” before she could finish, little Sarah shouts out, “Abraham Lincoln.” Very good Sarah, you can go home…. Have a nice holiday.

Little Johnny is upset. In his mind she should not have been given the point since she didn’t raise her hand. But, the next one is his.

Next, the teacher asks, class tell me who said “I have a dream…” again before she could finish and before Johnny could get a breath, little Nancy shouts out, “Martin Luther King.” Very good Nancy. You can go home. Have a nice holiday.

Johnny is really upset now. He’s fuming and doesn’t like these girls getting the best of him. The next one is his, no doubt about it.

The teacher turns back to the class and asks, tell me, who said “Ask not what….” Again, before she could finish, and just when Johnny was starting to yell out the name, little Emily shouts out, “John Kennedy.” Very good Emily, you can go home now. Have a happy holiday.

While the teacher was saying goodbye to Emily, Johnny was ready to burst! He couldn’t stand it anymore. He pounds his fists on the desk and yells out, “I WISH ALL THESE BITCHES WOULD KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT!!”

Startled, the teacher turns to the class and demands, WHO SAID THAT?? Quickly, Johnny stands up and says, “Herman Cain! Can I go home now??”

Thanks Kerry