Pearly gates

Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You
must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Army helicopter pilot thumbed through his pockets and
pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle',
he said.


'It did make light; you may pass through the pearly
gates' Saint Peter said

The Navy C-2 pilot reached into his pocket and pulled out a
set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'


Saint Peter said, 'they had a ring to them, you may pass
through the pearly gates'.

The Air Force fighter pilot started searching desperately through
his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's
panties..


St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

He replied, 'These are Carols.'


And So The Christmas Season Begins.......

Thanks Norman