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Thursday, December 21, 2017

At the theater

An old man lay awkwardly sprawled across three entire seats in the
movie theatre.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the oldman,
"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The old man didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get upfrom there
I'm going to have to call the manager."

Onceagain, the old man just muttered and did nothing.

The usher marchedbriskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he
returned with the manager.

Together, the two of them tried repeatedly to move the man, but with
no success.

Finally, they summoned the police.

The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, “All right buddy,
what's your name?"

“Walter," the old man moaned.

“Where are you from, Walter?" asked the police officer.

With a terrible strain in his voice, and without moving, Walter replied…
   
"The balcony.”

Thanks Norman

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