at the dentist

A couple of old guys were golfing

 when one mentioned that he was going

 to go to Dr. Steinberg for a new set

 of dentures the next morning.

His elderly buddy remarked that he,

 too, had gone to the very same dentist

 two years before.

"Is that so?" asked the first old guy.

 "Did he do a good job?"

The second oldster replied,

 "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday

 when a guy on the next fairway 

hooked a shot.

 The ball must have been going at least 180 mph 

when it slammed me right in the testicles."

The first old guy was confused and asked,

 "What the hell does that have 

to do with your dentures?"

"It was the first time in two years 

my teeth didn't hurt."

Thanks Maria