How To Stop Church Gossip - Love It!!!

Mildred, the church gossip,

and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals,

kept sticking her nose into other people's business. 

Several members did not approve

of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her

enough to maintain their silence. 

She made a mistake, however,

when she accused Alf, a new member,

of being an alcoholic

after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the

town's only bar one afternoon. 

She emphatically told Alf

(and several others) that everyone seeing it there

would know what he was doing! 

Alf, a man of few words,

stared at her for a moment and just turned

and walked away.

He didn't explain, defend, or deny.

He said nothing. 

Later that evening,

Alf quietly parked his pickup

in front of Mildred's house

... walked home .... and left it there all night.

(You gotta love Alf!)

Thanks Randy