Going to the liquor store

I went to the liquor store on Friday afternoon and bought an expensive bottle of Rye. I placed it in my bicycle basket.

As I was about to peddle home, I thought to myself...... if I fell off my bicycle, the bottle would break.

So, I drank the entire bottle of Rye before cycling home.

It turned out to be a very wise decision indeed, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

Thanks Joe ans Leslie