A Spanish pirate ship Captain was walking on his ship when a sailor rushes up to him and exclaims, "Captain an enemy war ship is approaching us".
The Captain replies calmly, "go to my red shirt". The sailor quickly gets the Captain's red shirt, which he immediately puts on.
The enemy ship approaches and heavy canon fire is exchanged. Finally the Spanish pirate ship wins.
The sailor asks, "well done Captain, but why the red shirt ?"
The Captain explains, "If I get injured, my blood should not be seen, as I do not want my men to lose hope"
Just then, another sailor rushes up to the Captain and says, "Captain Sir, we just spotted another 20 enemy ships approaching"
The Captain calmly replies, " go get my brown pants"
Thanks Joe and Leslie
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