UNC Curtains

A UNC student enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair
of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large
selection of pink curtains. He shows her several
patterns, but the student seems to have a hard
time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains
she needs.

The student promptly replies, "Seventeen inches."

"Seventeen inches?" asked the salesman.
"That sounds very small -- what room are
they for?"

The student tells him that they aren't for a room,
but they are for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But miss,
computers do not need curtains!"

The UNC student says, "Hellllooooooooo? --
I've got Windoooooows?"

Thanks Kerry