MESSAGE
Hi Fred- this is Alan next door. Just a quick SMS but IMPORTANT. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I cannot live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you.
I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies, and forgive me. It won't happen again. Please suggest a compromise and if you agree I'll pay you.
Regards,
Alan.
THE RESPONSE:
Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.
He took out his phone where, he saw he had a second message from his neighbor:
THE SECOND MESSAGE:
Hi Fred, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out anyway, and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed "wi-fi" to "wife" That's that technology for you, hey?
Regards,
Alan.
Thanks Randy
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