A perfect example of racism!

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. Here is a perfect example.

  

A man asked, "In what aisle would I find the Newfy sausage?" 

  

The shop assistant asks, "Are you from Newfoundland?" 

  

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, “If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? 

  

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? 

  

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? 

  

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? 

  

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" 

  

The shop assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." 

  

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Newfy sausage, why did you ask me if I'm from Newfoundland?" 

  

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Hardware."

  

  

The First Law of Probability -  The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Thanks Ivan