The confessional

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
 
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
 
On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.
 
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
 
Then the priest came in. I said to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
 
 
He replied: " You moron, you're on my side."

Thanks Ivan