A blonde orders a beer.

The  bartender fills the mug and slides it down the  bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and  splashes all over them.  The bartender goes over,  retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her  boobs. Each time  the blonde calls for  another beer this happens.  So  after the third  beer, a guy decides  to help the bartender out.  The next time the  bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and  starts to lick her breasts. She decks  him! He is  lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez, lady... Why  do you let the bartender do it and not  me?' "Helloooo!"   says the blonde.   'He has a licker license!' Thanks Randy